Megan Fox, Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

Oh my. What is the world to do with a GEM like Megan Fox…?

there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart
“there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart”

I mean, she is clearly attractive. In fact, she is just plain hot. AND she is openly bisexual, we hope not just for the sake of being hotter. Or do we care?

That’s kind of how I feel about all the controversy surrounding her outspoken, uncensored interviews of late. She keeps saying things that kind of make her sound like a complete idiot. If I actually took her too seriously, AND also took myself too seriously, I might even be a little bit offended by her commentary on lesbianism and bisexuality. But quite frankly, I don’t even care.
For example, in a recent interview with Esquire magazine, she made the following comment about her sexuality and bisexuality in general.
“I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.
so far so good…
But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
Now, a lot of people, specifically lesbian and bisexual people, found that terribly offensive and have written volumes about it. AfterEllen.com was up in arms bashing Megan Fox for being so hot and so dumb. I say to that, what’s the problem? I think Megan Fox is perfect just the way she is, intelligent insight or misguided pontification aside! Also, you Megan haters, if you’re such elitist lesbians, shouldn’t you think it’s funny and maybe even agree with her about men being dirty and not wanting to sleep with them?
But Megan didn’t stop there. First she went after the bisexuals, and then in the July issue of British GQ, she went after the bull dykes… That’s when the Lesbians really get sensitive.
“Really my only job is to look attractive,” 
Again, she might be onto something, if only she only said the first half of all of her thoughts out loud…
 “I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months … Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.”
So clearly the lesbos are upset again. But lesbianest (pronounced let’s be honest), what exactly did she say that was so terribly off base or offensive?
This:
  
Looks a lot different than this:
 
Is one more attractive by the standards Megan Fox is judged by in Hollywood? Yes, and that’s just the way the world is turning these days. Does that make one better than another? NO! Does that mean that saying one is more attractive than another is somehow mean spirited or offensive? NO! It’s just the way our world has defined “attractive.”
I’m all about expanding the definition of beauty and I truly believe that beauty is subjective. Unfortunately we are trained by “the man” to believe certain physical make-ups are more desirable than others.  People who really don’t fit into that prescribed definition of beauty, i.e women who present with masculine physical characteristics and styles, get the shaft. It’s true! Women who don’t want to look like Megan Fox get screwed when it comes down to measuring beauty against the standards Hollywood has given us. But I don’t think that is any reason to bash on Megan Fox for calling it like it is. Nor do I think there is any REAL reason to judge beauty based on Hollywood’s standards.
She looks like the picture of what Hollywood wants us to find attractive, and she even said it herself! She admits that her only job is to look hot! AND she explained that she needed to rebel from it, so she ran away to a physical appearance that does anything BUT fit into that picture of attractiveness. She never said there was anything wrong with looking like a Dyke on a Bike. In fact, she did it as an act of rebellion and to feel free from the constraints of her everyday existence, which is made to fit a certain type of Hollywood beauty.

Homos, in reacting negatively to Megan’s comments, YOU are implying that to look like a bull dyke is an insult or that there is something wrong with it. Megan isn’t offending you, she isn’t implying you are ugly. She found your appearance liberating!

So in conclusion, stop picking on Megan Fox. She is hot, possibly bisexual, and finds dressing like a butch bull dyke liberating when the stresses of Hollywood superficiality become too much to handle. Ladies, love yourselves just the way you are, and stop comparing yourselves and the people around you to the standards of beauty that Hollywood has instructed us to use. We are all beautiful!
Don’t hate me because I am too!
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4 responses to “Megan Fox, Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

  1. I agree with the looks argument, but Megan is a bit much in other departments. Like public “speaking.”

    While focused on a completely different Fox issue, consider my post as a little perspective:
    http://littlejunkies.wordpress.com/2009/06/22/crazy/

  2. Hahaaa love it.

  3. No doubt Megan Fox Rocks, Nice Blog Keep it up I Find one good Blog Here… I am big fan of her. I have found collection of her HQ wallpapers, at http://downloaddesktopwallpapers.com/megan_fox_wallpaper-desktop-wallpapers.html

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  4. The fact is dumb beauties are boring. Nice to look at but don’t take her to the company picnic or she’ll embarrass you. And Megan fits this mold to a tee.

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