Monthly Archives: June 2009

Air Sex Comes To DC!

There is really nothing better than discovering something completely hilarious and entertaining for the first time.

I give to you the AIR SEX WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!

This is straight from the website, because I really don’t quite know what to say about this:

Never been to an Air Sex show before? Here’s what you need to know: it’s a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea and while it’s embarrassing to show that act to a room of strangers, you know that you need to do it now in order to make sure that no one else falls down the same rabbit hole you got stuck inside. Or, you know, just do it however you want. The only rules we have are the laws laid down by the state we’re in. Since the Alamo serves alcohol, you can’t get naked. And since we serve food as well, all orgasms have to be simulated (or at least arguably so). Other than that, you’re free to do whatever it takes to impress the judges, the audience in the theater, and the world!

Check out these videos. They give a much clearer picture of the wonder that is an Air Sex Competition.

This is ‘Caveman Sex’ which won the most recent competition in Atlanta.

wow.

This is Sarah Palin Sex.

woooow.

Yeah, people are fascinating.

If you are in the DC area and want to check it out live, the Washington D.C. Air Sex Finals will be held tonight, Wednesday, June 10, 2009 at 8:00 PM at the Rock and Roll Hotel.

If you go, you HAVE to let me know how it was!

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Wait, Adam Lambert IS Gay? Man, I Was Way Off!

Wait mainstream media, you’re just NOW breaking the news?! I mean, I get it that the Rolling Stone article includes Adam speaking openly about his sexuality…

“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I am gay.”

But I guess I thought we had already been over that?

Apparently not. CNN, MTV, LA Times, Entertainment Weekly, and more all featured articles today about Adam’s “worst kept secret” after the release of the Rolling Stone cover story.

adam lambert cover

They news-media barely mentioned the insight into the new album or really anything else about the indepth interview. They all seem obsessed with the STUNNING revelation that Adam wears those platform boots off the stage too!

I guess sex still sells!

His BF drake is pretty hot, and is getting a surge of media attention himself!

People Magazine even dedicated a ‘5 Things To Know’ feature to Adam’s stud of a BF.

When all is said and done, I think the most interesting revelation in the Rolling Stone piece is NOT the gay thing, but is definetly the story about how and when Adam decided to try out for American Idol. He was tripping on shrooms at Burning Man and gained the following insight.

“I had a psychedelic experience where I looked up at the clouds and went, ‘Oh!’ I realized that we all have our own power, and that whatever I wanted to do, I had to make happen.”

Thats Adam on the far left at Burning Man.

That's Adam on the far left at Burning Man.

And an American Idol was born.
I really love Adam Lambert.

Megan Fox, Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

Oh my. What is the world to do with a GEM like Megan Fox…?

there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart
“there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart”

I mean, she is clearly attractive. In fact, she is just plain hot. AND she is openly bisexual, we hope not just for the sake of being hotter. Or do we care?

That’s kind of how I feel about all the controversy surrounding her outspoken, uncensored interviews of late. She keeps saying things that kind of make her sound like a complete idiot. If I actually took her too seriously, AND also took myself too seriously, I might even be a little bit offended by her commentary on lesbianism and bisexuality. But quite frankly, I don’t even care.
For example, in a recent interview with Esquire magazine, she made the following comment about her sexuality and bisexuality in general.
“I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.
so far so good…
But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
Now, a lot of people, specifically lesbian and bisexual people, found that terribly offensive and have written volumes about it. AfterEllen.com was up in arms bashing Megan Fox for being so hot and so dumb. I say to that, what’s the problem? I think Megan Fox is perfect just the way she is, intelligent insight or misguided pontification aside! Also, you Megan haters, if you’re such elitist lesbians, shouldn’t you think it’s funny and maybe even agree with her about men being dirty and not wanting to sleep with them?
But Megan didn’t stop there. First she went after the bisexuals, and then in the July issue of British GQ, she went after the bull dykes… That’s when the Lesbians really get sensitive.
“Really my only job is to look attractive,” 
Again, she might be onto something, if only she only said the first half of all of her thoughts out loud…
 “I was so angry about that, that I went in the opposite direction. I turned into a really butch bull dyke for, like, six months … Then I went in the other direction. From being a giant motorcycle-riding lesbian, I turned into a zombie. I lost, like, 30 pounds.”
So clearly the lesbos are upset again. But lesbianest (pronounced let’s be honest), what exactly did she say that was so terribly off base or offensive?
This:
  
Looks a lot different than this:
 
Is one more attractive by the standards Megan Fox is judged by in Hollywood? Yes, and that’s just the way the world is turning these days. Does that make one better than another? NO! Does that mean that saying one is more attractive than another is somehow mean spirited or offensive? NO! It’s just the way our world has defined “attractive.”
I’m all about expanding the definition of beauty and I truly believe that beauty is subjective. Unfortunately we are trained by “the man” to believe certain physical make-ups are more desirable than others.  People who really don’t fit into that prescribed definition of beauty, i.e women who present with masculine physical characteristics and styles, get the shaft. It’s true! Women who don’t want to look like Megan Fox get screwed when it comes down to measuring beauty against the standards Hollywood has given us. But I don’t think that is any reason to bash on Megan Fox for calling it like it is. Nor do I think there is any REAL reason to judge beauty based on Hollywood’s standards.
She looks like the picture of what Hollywood wants us to find attractive, and she even said it herself! She admits that her only job is to look hot! AND she explained that she needed to rebel from it, so she ran away to a physical appearance that does anything BUT fit into that picture of attractiveness. She never said there was anything wrong with looking like a Dyke on a Bike. In fact, she did it as an act of rebellion and to feel free from the constraints of her everyday existence, which is made to fit a certain type of Hollywood beauty.

Homos, in reacting negatively to Megan’s comments, YOU are implying that to look like a bull dyke is an insult or that there is something wrong with it. Megan isn’t offending you, she isn’t implying you are ugly. She found your appearance liberating!

So in conclusion, stop picking on Megan Fox. She is hot, possibly bisexual, and finds dressing like a butch bull dyke liberating when the stresses of Hollywood superficiality become too much to handle. Ladies, love yourselves just the way you are, and stop comparing yourselves and the people around you to the standards of beauty that Hollywood has instructed us to use. We are all beautiful!
Don’t hate me because I am too!

Your Gay Primary Guide – Vote Tomorrow!

This is a post I just wrote for GayRVA.com. For GayRVA I kept my post to the facts and nothing more. But I have a few more points I’d like to make for all you Virginia Democrats who are voting tomorrow.

Politics is a game, and unfortunately not a game about much more than winning. In this primary race there are three candidates, which leads to no candidate actually getting a majority of the votes. In this scenario, the role of the 3rd candidate is hugely important.

For a the majority of this race Terry McAuliffe was the front runner. As such, negative attacks against him were a clear strategy by the other two candidates. Luckily for Creigh Deeds, Brian Moran took the torch on McAuliffe bashing. This was like free advertising for Deeds, who then could spend his $ on positive ads for himself. This double team of the front runner combined with Deeds’ endorsement by the Washington Post shifted the momentum away from McAuliffe and has propelled Deeds into a slight lead in the polls. Moran is now the designated McAuliffe basher in 3rd place and Deeds can still remain positive out in front.

I am personally for McAuliffe for a number of reasons. I think McAuliffe is the kind of business focused, job creating governor that Warner was. McAuliffe is also very focused on early-childhood education and clean energy. He is strong on social issues and as you can read from my GayRVA article, he is a lot stronger on gay rights than Deeds. Also, Bill Clinton endorsed him, and I LOVE Bill. He is a Democratic powerhouse with strong connections within the party and I’m sure has a lot of favors owed to him after all of his campaign work. I think he is a strong candidate to put up against McDonnell and in my opinion the only candidate who can raise the kind of money it is going to take to win the general election in November.

Here’s my Gay Primary Guide. Remember to vote tomorrow!!!

Your Gay Primary Guide – Vote Tomorrow! June 9th!

Posted in In The News, Politics with tags , , , , , on June 8, 2009 by maymedonohue