Gay Bands

My GChat world is already all over this one, but it is too good not to share. Thanks Jess and Rinds for alerting me to this magnificent GEM!

This is a direct quote from“God Hate’s Fags! Love God’s Way!” I’ve added in some visual entertainment, as if it’s not entertaining enough on its own…!

There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more.

They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.

So what do you think Dick was listening to...?

So what do you think Dick was listening to...?

We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.


 

We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds.

They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.

 

At this point I strongly recommend you check out the website. Make sure you don’t listen to more than 3 artists on the list of ‘Gay Bands’ or else your future child might turn gay.

HILARIOUS!

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