Monthly Archives: April 2009

Israelis Do It Again

The Voca People. This is a relatively new vocal group from……ISRAEL! It’s kind of amazing what these people do with their mouths.

Turn up your stereo and listen to this immediately. TRUST ME.

Did I mention they are Israelis?

Their arrangements are so impressive, I almost didn’t even notice the weird sperm-like outfits.

According to their website, they are…

8 friendly aliens from the planet Voca, a musical planet that has no verbal communication but use vocal expressions only. They have heard the music from earth for decades now and with their imitation abilities they have decided to pay a one evening tribute to humanity and to perform the songs they love as musical- gratitude.

But really, they are from Israel and kick some serious ass.


It’s Time For Me To Be A Big Girl

Lindsay Lohan, oh how I love thee.  At first I just thought you were super entertaining and easy on the eyes.

And I honestly loved your music debut.

THEN you had to go ahead and seal the deal.

You can’t say this girl doesn’t do what she wants despite the hell she’ll get for it in the media. That takes balls and some thick skin.

I know she’s a party girl, but really, I would be too if I lived her life. I mean come on, she gets VIP at whatever club she wants.

Lindsay was on Ellen last Thursday discussing the recent break up with Sam, the possibility of them getting back together, and what’s next for her professionally.

Really, that break up with Sam is nothing compared to some of the dramatic lesbian break-ups I’ve seen go down. That they’re still talking means it ranks about a 3 out of 10 on the lesbian drama scale.

And apparently it only took Lindsay telling the world that she “hoped” for another go with Sam on Ellen for the two to work things out over the weekend.

The on/off lovers spent Thursday evening together after Li-Lo made a late night visit to Sam’s pad and was seen sneaking out in the early hours.

Since then, both have changed their Facebook relationship status. Sam has gone from ‘Single’ to ‘Married’, while Li-Lo’s now reads ‘It’s Complicated’.

To Lindsay Lohan I say, Go Girl!

Baby, I’m Back

Pardon the interruption. I was off to the races.

I was gone for a minute, now I’m back let me hit it.

TNT Never Looked So Good

This wins it for the funny before bed this evening. Makes me want to take my shirt off and dance to some ACDC!

Highlights are from about the 1:15-2:00 minute mark with an awesome shimmy at 2:30.

Enjoy! Tomorrow I’ll be coming to you from Charlottesville!


Gay Bands

My GChat world is already all over this one, but it is too good not to share. Thanks Jess and Rinds for alerting me to this magnificent GEM!

This is a direct quote from“God Hate’s Fags! Love God’s Way!” I’ve added in some visual entertainment, as if it’s not entertaining enough on its own…!

There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more.

They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.

So what do you think Dick was listening to...?

So what do you think Dick was listening to...?

We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.


We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds.

They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.


At this point I strongly recommend you check out the website. Make sure you don’t listen to more than 3 artists on the list of ‘Gay Bands’ or else your future child might turn gay.


Sex On Fire Drag Show

If you know me, you know this, I LOVE DRAG QUEENS. Also, I’ve probably made you watch Tandi Iman Dupree do “I Need A Hero.”

This is really one of the best Drag performances I’ve seen for a few reasons.

1. THAT is a wig.

2. She falls out MULTIPLE times. (if you don’t know what ‘falling out’ is, see the video from 3:00-3:06)

3. She falls into the splits MULTIPLE times.

4. The fabulous factor is off the charts.

If you don’t have time for the whole thing, make sure you watch 0:25-0:30, 1:50-2:15, 3:00-3:06, 3:50-4:05, and 4:30 – the end. However, I think the entire performance is worth the 5 minutes of your life. Trust me.

SO, what has me bring this up today, is that I found a version of this video posted with the music changed to Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” and it works!


Let’s Make Out!

This is the song in my head as I get organized for this weekend. I think this might be trouble…!

too many legs under the table.
too many reasons for trouble.