8 friendly aliens from the planet Voca, a musical planet that has no verbal communication but use vocal expressions only. They have heard the music from earth for decades now and with their imitation abilities they have decided to pay a one evening tribute to humanity and to perform the songs they love as musical- gratitude.
But really, they are from Israel and kick some serious ass.
Lindsay Lohan, oh how I love thee. At first I just thought you were super entertaining and easy on the eyes.
And I honestly loved your music debut.
THEN you had to go ahead and seal the deal.
You can’t say this girl doesn’t do what she wants despite the hell she’ll get for it in the media. That takes balls and some thick skin.
I know she’s a party girl, but really, I would be too if I lived her life. I mean come on, she gets VIP at whatever club she wants.
Lindsay was on Ellen last Thursday discussing the recent break up with Sam, the possibility of them getting back together, and what’s next for her professionally.
Really, that break up with Sam is nothing compared to some of the dramatic lesbian break-ups I’ve seen go down. That they’re still talking means it ranks about a 3 out of 10 on the lesbian drama scale.
And apparently it only took Lindsay telling the world that she “hoped” for another go with Sam on Ellen for the two to work things out over the weekend.
The on/off lovers spent Thursday evening together after Li-Lo made a late night visit to Sam’s pad and was seen sneaking out in the early hours.
Since then, both have changed their Facebook relationship status. Sam has gone from ‘Single’ to ‘Married’, while Li-Lo’s now reads ‘It’s Complicated’.
My GChat world is already all over this one, but it is too good not to share. Thanks Jess and Rinds for alerting me to this magnificent GEM!
This is a direct quote from“God Hate’s Fags! Love God’s Way!” I’ve added in some visual entertainment, as if it’s not entertaining enough on its own…!
There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more.
They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
So what do you think Dick was listening to...?
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds.
They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
At this point I strongly recommend you check out the website. Make sure you don’t listen to more than 3 artists on the list of ‘Gay Bands’ or else your future child might turn gay.
If you know me, you know this, I LOVE DRAG QUEENS. Also, I’ve probably made you watch Tandi Iman Dupree do “I Need A Hero.”
This is really one of the best Drag performances I’ve seen for a few reasons.
1. THAT is a wig.
2. She falls out MULTIPLE times. (if you don’t know what ‘falling out’ is, see the video from 3:00-3:06)
3. She falls into the splits MULTIPLE times.
4. The fabulous factor is off the charts.
If you don’t have time for the whole thing, make sure you watch 0:25-0:30, 1:50-2:15, 3:00-3:06, 3:50-4:05, and 4:30 – the end. However, I think the entire performance is worth the 5 minutes of your life. Trust me.
SO, what has me bring this up today, is that I found a version of this video posted with the music changed to Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” and it works!
In the beginning when the woman is talking about how the police say there are sex acts happening everywhere, all the time, I couldn’t help but think they were talking about my friends.
Tomorrow’s a big day! Meghan McCain hosts the View and Lindsay Lohan is on Ellen!
Wow. I am feeling overwhelmed right now. I’ve been reading about the climate crisis and pollution and carbon footprints for the past hour or so and I’m honestly feeling a little bit guilty about how I’ve been living.
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch stretches from the coast of California to Japan, and it’s estimated to be twice the size of Texas.
In some places, the floating debris-estimated to be about 90 percent plastic-goes 90 feet deep. Elsewhere, there are six times more pieces of plastic than plankton, the main food source for many sea animals.
Marine biologists estimate that about 80 percent of the litter is from land, either dumped directly into waterways or blown into rivers and streams from states as far away as Iowa.
Basically the trash we leave behind at festivals, the bottle cap we drop on the ground, the beer can we lose playing Louisville chugger, eventually all find their way out to sea. In the Pacific, the currents have corralled all of this trash into a giant blob of plastic-filled garbage floating in the middle of the ocean.
This is NOT good for the animals that live there. Whales in the Pacific are being diagnosed with breast cancer for the first time in history. And check out these little guys!
This turtle got caught in the ring of a bottle cap as a baby and somehow survived until adulthood with the plastic drastically impacting its growth.
This bird is now living inside a plastic bag.
The trash problem in the Pacific doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of the terrible things we are doing to the Earth. The average person produces 4lbs of trash a day. Americans alone produce around 200 million tons of trash a year!
I’m totally blown right now. It’s like, I KNOW this stuff. I know that pollution is an issue. I know we are killing the polar bears. For some reason though, today, I’m really feeling my own personal impact on the problem. I’m remembering the bottles of water I’ve opted for instead of using a reusable bottle. I’m remembering the paper towls and napkins I’ve used instead of fabric. I’m remembering the grocery bags I’ve used instead of bringing my own. If every person just made those three changes right there, just THINK about the impact that would have. Better yet, those three small changes SAVE MONEY.
Check out this website with reusable products. Notice the ticker on the top with the total count of plastic bags used this year. When I wrote this post at 6:20, the count was at 153,044,500,000. What is it now?
When you see me at Fox Field this weekend, I will be using a reusable cup for my drinks and I’m bringing a washable sweat towel.
Really though, we are making the problem, so we need to fix it! Or else this might happen!
Go now and google some ways you can make small, money saving changes in your life that make a HUGE impact on the saving the environment and reversing the climate crisis.
Professor: I’m of the personal opinion that anything counts for art. Take, for example, Nelly’s “Hot in Here.”
We have an admonition of certain weather conditions and an entreaty for certain members of a demographic to react within a certain way, and a compliant voice replies, “I am getting so hot, I’m gonna take my clothes off.” This piece of art demonstrates how much easier life would be if getting a woman naked was that easy.
And also, it makes me dance, and as we know, hips don’t lie.
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